6 Signs You Are A Lazy Luver In Be.d Posted in Relationships By nonzeee On June 8, 2015 How do you know you know if you should be putting in more effort in your s*x life? Ever wonder if you are a lazy luver? How do you know you know if you should be putting in more effort in your s*x life? Julia Austin of Madame Noire lists the signs that indicate you are a lazy luver: 1. Do you ask, “Can we have s*x?”: Once in a blue moon, asking this straightforward question is hot in an aggressive way. But if this is how s*x usually starts, you’re just trying to skip the s3duction, and that’s lazy! 2. Do you wait for your partner to start f0rep1ay?: You have to initiate the actual, like, s*x sometimes. Just adding tongue to the make out does not count as starting f0rep1ay. 3. Do you get on top at all?: Oh no…do you just lay flat and let him do all the work? 4. Do you buy lu.be?: Ed1ble, flavored, non- ed1ble, glow in the dark—whatever, just buy some. It shows that you care about everybody’s pleasure and think in advance about these things. 5. Do you make him put on the c0nd0.m: He might be better at it than you are, so you don’t need to put it on every time, but sometimes it would be nice if you helped out. 6. Do you have more than three p0,s1t10ns?: You don’t need to try a new one every time but…if you’ve been together for a while and you only have three p0s1t10ns, somebody needs to speak up. Maybe that somebody is you.