WANNABE FRESHAS SPLASHING HARAMBEE MONEY ON SILLY LOVE AFFAIRS

Someone tell the freshaz to slow down and take a chill pill before they get broke barely a month after joining campus.It has come to my attention that a certain wannabe fresha is already begging for cash from friends after spending all the cash he had on the love of his life(iin this case life means one week).The so called prince charming had been spotted last weekiend spending luxiriosly on a certain chiqutta in a bid to win her heart.Texas braeakfast lunch and supper was too little for him after all he has the money.The two love birds left the school on friday evening for a stylish weekend in voi where they attended the manzi wa nairobi expo after having a scrumpuous supper an some expensive bottles of VAT 69 to top it up.The party went to late midningt afterwhich they retired to a nearby lodge an spent the nignt(like brother and sister).Saturday morning the diva is treated to a presidential breakfast of capesino,bacon,and fried eggs...delisious,eeh?..later that day they leave for the swimming pool and make merry splashing the cool waters and sipping down some refreshing fruit drinks after which they return to the guest house for dinner and of course some drinkks to cool of the brains.Sunday morning due to the enconveniences of the motobikes an uncomfortability of the seven sitter ,prince charming decides to hire a taxi to school and bring her highness back to school.With little mathematics you already can figure out that the 9k for food is already over and to make the matters worse the i see the chiqutta in some dark corner with another 2nd yr jamaa...today worst came to worst when i see the texas wannabe ordering for ugali mbili na veggies at the mess...