Are You Going Up or Going Down by Craig Condon

The Pope, Billy Graham and Oral Roberts all died on the same day and arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time. St. Peter said to them, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that we are full right now and I am going to have to send the three of you down to the devil. The good news is it should be temporary and Ill have you back in six weeks or less. St Peter made a quick call to Satan to arrange the necessary accommodations, and then the three went for a brief stay in hell.

A week later, St. Peter received an urgent call from Demon HQ. Its the Devil himself. You have to get these guys out of here and now! I mean NOW! Whats the problem? St. Peter asked. Its like t