There Goes The Neighborhood! - :

Our next door neighbor moved and they were our best friends. Now, the chief of police has moved in with two yappy dogs. What to do? Do I call the police? These dogs bark non-stop, our windows are open because we have no air-conditioning, and theyre about as friendly as a Gather troll.

What would you do? Ive tried talking to him, but hes got a stone face.