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If Terrell Owens Wants to Date Kim Kardashian It must be hard being Terrell Owens. His Cincinnati Bengals are floundering, his only friend is Chad Ochocinco, he lives in Ohio of all places, and nobody watches his reality show.

But the worst part of all? He has yet to find his one true love. And according to Deadspin, Owens has turned to an upscale dating service to find him a match made in millionaire heaven.

No matter, because instead of calling up Kim Kardashian herself for free, Owens is reportedly willing to shell out up to $150,000 for a style matchmaking service like Kelleher International.

According to their website, Kelleher has been hooking up the rich and famous since 1986. They proclaim:

has set Valentino UK Sale the Gold Standard in upscale, selective, and personalized matchmaking. Armed with the largest private database of accomplished singles in the country, our boutique style of matchmaking assigns a matchmaker, client liaison and scout to each client in order to provide the truly personalized dating service that has built Kelleher Internationals reputation as the leader in exclusive dating. you as rich as Terrell Owens, why not blow your wad trying to find your dream girl? He probably gets hundreds of wannabe Kardashians throwing themselves at him on a daily basis, any of whom he could have again for free.

In reality though, this is like Kim Valentino UK Kardashian as superficial as it gets. Owens doesn care about anything except finding a girl with a distinct look personality is an afterthought.