The 2015 Turkeys of the Year

It was Friedrich The Stache Nietzsche, the great German philosopher and Catskills comedian, who warned, Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. The same could be said for Turkeys of the Year those dangerously dimwitted creatures who do their best to make Texas look as bad as Florida, and often succeed.

Sometimes, these foul fowls are easy to spot, as if they have a giant flickering neon STUPID sign above their head, where the sword of Damocles should be. Take, for example, Kristen Lindsey, the Brenham veterinarian who practically begged to be nominated for Turkey of the Year when she bragged on Facebook about shooting a cat in the he