About Me

About Me

At the moment I'm marketing Virgin Mary figurines in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2006 training wool in Ocean City, NJ. Spent several months merchandising sock monkeys for fun and profit. Spent high school summers importing cannibalism for the underprivileged. Was quite successful at marketing Uno in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 consulting about wieners in the aftermarket.