Name Game: America's Obsession with Stupidity

A Rose Is a Rose Is a DweezilA Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell Just as Zowie

Well, my daddy left home, when I was three

Didn't leave much for ma and me

Just this ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze

Now, I don't blame him cuz he run and hid

But the meanest thing that he ever did

Was before he left, he went and named me Sue...

-"A Boy Named Sue", Shel Silverstein (1969)

Leftover hippie scum, illiterate pinheads, and brain-damaged celebrities all apparently conspired (in a big summit meeting of stupid) over the last forty years or so to make sure that their precious bundles get noticed in the world.

I'm talking about the frui