Name Game: America's Obsession with Stupidity
A Rose Is a Rose Is a DweezilA Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell Just as Zowie
Well, my daddy left home, when I was three
Didn't leave much for ma and me
Just this ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him cuz he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me Sue...
-"A Boy Named Sue", Shel Silverstein (1969)
Leftover hippie scum, illiterate pinheads, and brain-damaged celebrities all apparently conspired (in a big summit meeting of stupid) over the last forty years or so to make sure that their precious bundles get noticed in the world.
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